May 2012
squiiiije:
In Flo-Rida’s song “Low” he states that Shawty is wearing the apple bottom jeans, the boots with the fur AND the Reeboks with the straps, what is she some kind of four legged morph woman? In all honesty I’m not surprised the whole club is looking at her
“I will not tell you our love story, because - like all real love stories - it...”
– John Green, The Fault in Our Stars (via lustandmistrust)
“It was getting hard to keep all the things I didn’t know inside me.”
– Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close by Jonathan Safran Foer (via creatingaquietmind)
“I’ve forgiven people that didn’t even know they’d done anything to me. Because...”
– Dr. Phil (via elsasalsa)
me trying to read fanfiction
conversationparade:
‘she tripped, but a pair of strong arms grabbed hold of her from behind before she hit the floor’
‘…she tilted her head back to look into his eyes, enjoying the feel of his warm arms wrapped around her torso’
‘…her hands intertwined behind his neck as their lips met’
‘…she wrapped her legs around his waist as
Anonymous asked: you have no idea how much you help. Even on the days we don't talk (which is a lot), the idea that someone like you exists and loves me unconditionally even though I fuck up sometimes is unbelievable. I adore you, baby.
“I get it now. I get it. The things you hope for the most are the things that...”
– John Green and David Levithan, Will Grayson, Will Grayson (via loveyourchaos)
pastelkingdom:
dysenterygay:
omg in english i found out how to make word talk and it was dead silence and all of a sudden my computer was like
anal
I just lolled omg thank you for making my night
“All you have to do is write one true sentence. Write the truest sentence you...”
– Ernest Hemingway (via ihopeyouthinkofme)
lovedyoubeautifully:
We are all trying to desperately to hold on to something that isn’t there anymore.
“There is nothing wrong with loving the crap out of everything. Negative people...”
– Ryan Adams (via thelindenbuzz)
“I get it now. I get it. The things you hope for the most are the things that...”
– John Green and David Levithan, Will Grayson, Will Grayson (via loveyourchaos)
tyrawanks:
i hate auto correct so much
i accidentally text my grandmother saying ‘sex tonight’
i meant tomorrow
richwhitelesbian:
how weird would it be if whales didnt need to live in the ocean and they just dragged themselves along the ground and we had to deal with whales just meandering around everywhere
ririyuuuh:
zombieinmybutt:
wizcoylifa:
what if humans lost all their skin every winter and walked around as skeletons and the trees get pissed when they have to rake all our skin off their lawns
how high are you
Dude, are you drugs?
okaysizedbangtheory:
i like how canadians try to correct me by saying ‘oh, we have a prime minister, not a president’ first, you don’t actually exist so you don’t have shit and second i’m being dismissive, getting it wrong on purpose to show nonchalantness
Anonymous asked: You fit my definition of perfection. You're so incredibly lovely :)
“My thoughts are stars I cannot fathom into constellations.”
– ~The Fault in Our Stars, John Green. (via iwantedtoseetheuniverse)
“You realize that trying to keep your distance from me will not lessen my...”
– ~The Fault in Our Stars, John Green. (via iwantedtoseetheuniverse)
queefjerkey:
do you ever use a pen and you’re just blown away by how smoothly it glides across the page and how the ink flows out so beautifully like tears of jesus or something
“But here’s the thing about rights. They’re not actually supposed to be voted on....”
– Rachel Maddow
Cc: North Carolina
(via kileyrae)
i am very sad and very disappointed with my home state tonight
(via asweetbeginning)
“My thoughts are stars I cannot fathom into constellations.”
– ~The Fault in Our Stars, John Green. (via iwantedtoseetheuniverse)
“You realize that trying to keep your distance from me will not lessen my...”
– ~The Fault in Our Stars, John Green. (via iwantedtoseetheuniverse)
queefjerkey:
do you ever use a pen and you’re just blown away by how smoothly it glides across the page and how the ink flows out so beautifully like tears of jesus or something
